Cult Movies
Rectuma
Waldo Williams is infected by a Mexican butt-humping bull frog and soon his butt grows a mind of it’s own as well as twenty feet in size and terrorizes Los Angeles. Now Waldo must prove his innocence by proving that his rectum is responsible for the murders and not him.
Also Available in Japanese.
Polish Vampire in burbank
A poor, unfortunate vampire named Dupah (Mark Pirro) has never bitten anybody in his life because he always felt his fangs are too small. For years he would sit at home in a large castle in the hills of Burbank and drink leftover blood with a straw from a ziplock baggie. One day, his father (Hugh O. Fields), kicks him out of the house exclaiming that “I’ve been the bloodwinner long enough….” Dupah then goes on a reluctant quest for blood with the help of his sister, Yvonne (Marya Gant) and the skeletal remains of his long deceased brother, Sphincter (Eddie Deezen).
In his travels, he encounters Delores Lane (Lori Sutton), an instructor at a local health club who just happens to have a mad passion for vampire movies. At first, Dupah targets her as his first victim, until he starts to fall for her.
Curse of the Queer Wolf
A swinging bachelor, Larry Smallbutt (Michael Palazzolo) who is bitten on the rear by a transvestite “queerwolf” whom he believed was a woman. He ends up transforming into an effeminate creature with a red handkerchief and earrings. Various horror conventions are parodied, and Conrad Brooks (Plan 9 from Outer Space) appears along with Forrest J. Ackerman, longtime editor of Famous Monsters of Filmland, who plays a patient forced to ingest alcohol until he explodes.